OMG, Stay Away From His Precious: Jay Leno Explained
Judging by the comments in the OMG comment-sack, our gentle readers (always ones to eschew conventional wisdom!) seem torn as to who they should side…
OMG, John Mayer reveals the secret of life
The quote of the month comes from John Mayer in Rolling Stone: “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I…
OMG, He’s a Naked Senator: Scott Brown
The new senator from Massachusetts may be a teabagging lunatic, but who cares?! He’s hot and his daughter was on American Idol! I didn’t want…
OMG, How do I know if he’s really gay?
You know how you have those snooty know-it-all friends who live in New York and Los Angeles and they’re always going on and on about…
OMG, She’s turning into a cartoon baby: Britney Spears
It’s obviously nothing new for pop stars to speak with fake-o British accents. Madonna’s been doing it for years, and it’s surely just a matter…
OMG, she’s on the pole: Martha Stewart
If you’re like me and don’t have a real job, I hope you’re as obsessed with the Martha Stewart show as I am. Ever since…
OMG, RIP Kate McGarrigle
Sad news from north of the border: The family of Kate McGarrigle confirmed today that the Canadian folk legend died on Monday after battling a…