OMG, It’s a Crime: Justin Bieber in hot water for Failure to Tweet
Just call her BOSS TWEET! Long Island District Attorney Kathleen Rice is is prosecuting teen lesbian heartthrob Justin Bieber’s management team for refusing to tweet…
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OMG, Let’s Play a Game: Lesbian or conservative trick?
Guess which of these couples is a pair of nice lesbian mommies. Hmmm… I’ll give you a moment to think about it. Now guess which…
OMG, How Rude: George W. Bush
Ew! Touching foreigners is gross! (Unless they’re oil barons, of course.) Man of the people George W. Bush shakes hand with Haitian, wipes hand on…
OMG, My Hero: Lt. Dan Choi
You might have noticed last week that I didn’t write about Lt. Dan Choi, the gay military officer who chained himself to the White House…
OMG, In case you were wondering
Yes, the U.S. Congress passed healthcare reform.
OMG, How Rah Sha Sha: Teabaggers
I’m not going to say anything mean about the very festive and patriotic Real Americans known as Teabaggers. Who knows what they’re even talking about?…
OMG, the John Edwards sex tape saga continues
Dear Readers, F*ck you for not sending me the John Edwards sex tape like I asked! After all I’ve done for you over the past…