OMG, the John Edwards sex tape saga continues
Dear Readers, F*ck you for not sending me the John Edwards sex tape like I asked! After all I’ve done for you over the past…
!! Politics !!
OMG, Eric Massa Can’t Keep His Hands to Himself
Oh hey! Have you been following this whole Eric Massa scandal? The former Democratic congressman (he resigned on the 5th) is caught up in a…
OMG, He’s Gay: Anti-Gay State Politician Roy Ashburn
Who would ever dream that an anti-gay state senator would turn out to be a drunk and corpulent homosexual? Oh actually everyone would guess that!…
OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot
Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….
OMG, The American Public finally makes up its mind: No homo but gay is yay!
So it turns out that people are totally fine with gays/lesbians in the military— just not “homosexuals.” I can understand that! Who wants to share…
OMG, He’s Endowed: John Edwards
While everyone else is eagerly awaiting the Winter Olympics, I’m on pins and needles for the release of John Edwards’s upcoming sex tape, shot with…
OMG, He’s a Naked Senator: Scott Brown
The new senator from Massachusetts may be a teabagging lunatic, but who cares?! He’s hot and his daughter was on American Idol! I didn’t want…